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Ruth Lexton's avatar

Love it!

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Jane Dougherty's avatar

With all the workers left behind, I wonder how they’ll manage to look after themselves on Planet B?

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Ruth Lexton's avatar

I imagine it will be much like the final scene of Don't Look Up. Meanwhile, back on Earth, new oligarchs begin to form...

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Jane Dougherty's avatar

That’s the problem with humanity, isn’t it? We don’t learn the important things, value the important things, know how to do/make the important things. We keep on hankering after the same useless possessions and revering the crooks and brutes who have them..

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Merril D Smith's avatar

Oh, I wish!! 😊

"Mars Attacks" sounds like the awful sci-fi movies my husband watches (by himself). 😂

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Jane Dougherty's avatar

It’s supposed to be a classic. Maybe in the 1990s things were so different that the characters seemed like funny caricatures. The reality was scary.

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Stefano Carini's avatar

Sounds more like the beginning of life…

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Jane Dougherty's avatar

A better one, maybe.

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Nevena Pascaleva's avatar

Ahahahaha...yeah, we should do it!

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Jane Dougherty's avatar

I know they’re just dying to leave the mess they’ve created :)

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FranB's avatar

Brilliant - if only!

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Jane Dougherty's avatar

That scenario, of the super-rich leaving for some island/planet in the sun, is a common one, almost as if it’s a distinct possibility. What nobody explains though is who is going to produce their toilet paper, the fabrics to make their clothes, their food? They might have loads of cash, but concretely, what do they know how to do?

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FranB's avatar

I don’t think they have a clue, but I’d be delighted if they went starting with elon Musk and Trump.

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Jane Dougherty's avatar

Pilot and co-pilot of the flagship. The dream team :)

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Margaret Lesh's avatar

Ha! Wish they'd all get on their rockets now and gtfo!

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Jane Dougherty's avatar

Yes, now, while there’s still hope the rest of us can turn things around! And hope they find a black hole to get sucked into.

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Margaret Lesh's avatar

Yes, please!

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Rebecca Cook's avatar

Oh Fantastic. I am in a foul, awful frame of mind....well, based solely on my writing. I will post later and it is a doozy of ichor and despair. But then again, as in your piece, what can we do, except laugh at it all? And dare to hope. I haven't seen Mars Attacks, but I did love the ending of Don't Look Up when the "special" people make it to another planet after all. HAHAHAHAHA!

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Jane Dougherty's avatar

I haven’t seen Don’t Look Up either, but as far as I remember, it' was a serious film. Mars Attacks is supposed to be funny. Thing is, the caricatures don’t work. They’re what we’ve come to expect as ‘normal’. The president is several light years ahead of Trump in empathy and intelligence, as are his advisors, so I couldn’t find anything funny in it.

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Liz Gauffreau's avatar

We can dream . . .

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Kerfe's avatar

We wish.

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Jane Dougherty's avatar

I know I do.

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Nancy Waddell's avatar

Ha ha loved it!

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Jane Dougherty's avatar

If only :)

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DRNaturegirl's avatar

Brilliant! Made me smile too.

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Jane Dougherty's avatar

Next time, if it’s possible to learn from history, maybe we’ll pick better role models.

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DRNaturegirl's avatar

We rarely learn from history. It’s why it repeats itself 🙁

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Jane Dougherty's avatar

Sadly true.

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Jane Dougherty's avatar

Thank you for the restack!

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